sightempestsmove:

my mother doesn’t like tattoos
she says
art belongs on a wall

well i say no one
not even my mother
gets to tell me that i can’t
be a masterpiece

n0lan:

swiggity swude send me a nude

joshpeckofficiall:

knightscrest:

who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

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serpentineplanesjumper:

spookjam:

serpentineplanesjumper:

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APPLES NO FUCKING POOP YOU STUPID SHIT APPLES IS FRUIT.

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me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
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